today i was walking by a table that already had their check, and the guy waved a $50 bill in the air without looking at me or saying a thing. i went over, grabbed the bill and casually asked, "is this for me? are you giving this to me as a present?"
he looked a little confused and then said, "i need change."
"oh! you need change! so it's not a present for me... i'll be right back."
this caused me to ruminate on the two main worries i have while i'm at work:
1. what would happen if people actually knew what i was thinking?
2. what would happen if i had a super power that allowed me to light things on fire but, much like the hulk, i lost all control of said ability when i became angry? would that man still be alive? hmmm...
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